it seems like people are more affectionate and loving towards their pets than other people so we should all get biten by radioactive cats and we will all like each other and achieve world peace forever
Me: ok, I'll let you out, but you'll have to use the door
Me: Is that all you can say?
Me: IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY
Me: oh I guess it is. ok
Me: ~lets cat outside~